Breaking News for the New Year!




From January 1st to January 5th, local gyms and parks will become a bustling carnival of freshly minted fitness enthusiasts, armed with unyielding resolutions and brand-new sneakers that still squeak.

For your safety and sanity, it is strongly advised to avoid these areas during this temporary "Resolution Rush Hour." The chaos of overzealous squats, bewildered treadmill stumbles, and impromptu selfie sessions is expected to subside by January 6th, as many rediscover the magnetic pull of their cozy couches and Netflix.

Thank you for your patience and understanding during this annual fitness phenomenon. Normality resumes shortly.


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